He Said, She Said...

In Bed

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Bible Time

she: It’s officially “my steering wheel feels like flames from hell” hot in Dallas.

he: lol, yeah, i don’t miss that about phoenix

he: you get good at driving with 2 fingers

she: Lol, If it’s too hot next week to patio drink, I’m sure we can find some activities indoors that we can enjoy.  Let me know if you think of anything.

he: i can think of only 1 indoor activity for us right now ;)

she: Knitting?

he: reading the bible

she: Bwahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Lord Him, Not Happy

she - how giddy were you booking that flight?

him - I’ll lie and say very.

she - awe

him - Our new travel system is a royal pain. 

she - So Lord Him not approve? 

him - It did not pass the mustard. How rude!

she - you mean muster…right?

him - yeah.

she - ah okay, lol.

him - Look at you with your “my grammar is more better than your grammar.” :p

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And btw…google can kiss my ass. I looked up “bars near that area” and it came back with bar-b-que. Fuck you google. You don’t always need to try to finish my sentence.
Him

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Because nobody wants to fly to Mexico these days. Could be the water…or the beheadings.
Him